Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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