i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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