She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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