i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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