On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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