David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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