okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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