im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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