is your mom at the bar?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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