wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
