the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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