She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You're like the curious george of whores
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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