they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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