You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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