i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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