Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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