she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Come share oat with me in your robe
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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