I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
