Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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