Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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