It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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