Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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