It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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