And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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