She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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