this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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