where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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