i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I licked your asshole in confidence.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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