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my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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