hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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