the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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