Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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