i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
