I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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