Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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