There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
