butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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