i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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