I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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