yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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