I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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