I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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