I cockslap morals
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
