you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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