I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We just shotgunned beers for America
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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