I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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