I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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