just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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