Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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