Pappa wants mamma naked
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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