I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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